Deuxfleurs: Intelligent infrastructure powering dumb people

• With Adrien the Lazy-ass:

I was too lazy to burn my toast in the kitchen, so I fried my Raspberry Pi. The cluster survived, tho!

• And Max the Menace:

When I plugged a 5W power supply to feed my server rack, I knew it could go wrong! I didn’t expect the carpet to catch fire, but the cluster’s still there!

• Quentin the Skittish:

My flat was so cold that I decided to overclock my CPUs even more. This, the spilled leftover coffee and my building that wasn’t on norms… Now I’m homeless, but the cluster lives on!

• And all the other dumbasses!