Christian Parker Theatre

It was a typical Friday night at the Christian Parker Theatre, where the latest and greatest in retro-futuristic entertainment was on full display. The crowd was dressed in their wildest 80s disco suits, ready to experience the latest sensation – the « Alien Runover Game. »

The game began and the lights dimmed as an alien, dressed in a bright neon suit, began running around the stage. The audience cheered as a large bubble-shaped vehicle rolled onto the stage, driven by a man wearing a McHammer-style outfit made of solid, paper-mache-like material.

The goal of the game was simple: run over the alien in the bubble and make it fart. The crowd was on the edge of their seats as the bubble began to chase the alien around the stage. The alien, realizing the situation, let out a high-pitched scream and tried to outrun the bubble.

The audience, dressed in their exaggerated 80s disco suits, watched the chaos unfold with snide comments like « that’s not how spoons work. » They laughed and cheered as the bubble finally caught up to the alien and ran it over, causing it to let out a loud fart.

The crowd erupted in laughter and applause as the game ended, and the alien, still lying on the stage, got up and took a bow. The Christian Parker Theatre had done it again, providing the audience with a unique and entertaining experience they would never forget.

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